Kat Cunningham. singer/songwriter

FOR THE LOVE OF LIVE........

WANTED...FREE TO GOOD HOME

FERRARI, PORSHE OR GOLF.MARK3.

PRFERABLY BOTTLE GREEN IN

COLOUR, WILLING TO EXCEPT DEEP

                            PURPLE..

  “NOT THE ONE’S FOR SMOKE ON THE

                              WATER”

              CAN COLLECT!!

BEEN IN A BAND IS

    EXCELLENT!!

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HALTON BOROUGH

COUNCIL IS SHIT!

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BEING IN A BAND IS

           COOL!!                      

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HALTON BOROUGH COUNCIL CAN’T INSTALL KITCHENS!

            AT ALL

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BEING IN A BAND IS 

        AWESOME!!

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HALTON BOROUGH COUNCIL CAN’T ADD

             UP!

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BEING IN A BAND IS

            A BUZZ!!

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HALTON BOROUGH COUNCIL DON’T FIX  

        GAS LEAKS!

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BEING IN A BAND IS

    REWARDING!!

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HALTON BOROUGH COUNCIL CAN’T PUT TILES ON THE WALL!

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 BEING IN A BAND                IS       

             ARTISTIC!!

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HALTON BOROUGH COUNCIL CAN’T FIX

       ELECTRIC’S!

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BEING IN A BAND YOU GET THE ODD 

       HANGOVER!!

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HALTON BOROUGH COUNCIL’S JUST ONE MASSIVE MIGRAINE!

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BEING IN A BAND YOU GET TO WATCH OTHER TALENTED      ARTSISTS!!

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HALTON BROUGH COUNCIL ARE JUST

          ARSES

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      WANTED————

 

  AFRICAN GREY

         PARROT…

 

PREFERABLY ONE

WHICH CAN SING

BACKING VOCALS.

WILL TEACH GUITAR LATER ON

 

 

 

WANTED: LEAD GUITARIST..MUST ANSWER TO THE NAME ,GOD,

 OWN A MARSHALL AMP.PLAY ALL OUR SONGS AND MAKE THEM INSPIRING AGAIN..MUST ACCECPT THE SAME RATES OF PAY…

                     WELL

                             WELL

                             WELL

                      (BELOW NAT MIN WAGE)

            

                                                           EVEN LOWER THAN THIS

              CARAVANS ROCK!!!

      AND ALSO MOVE IN THE WIND…………….

Believe it or not in 2003 Glasschild where to support                                                    Errol Brown from hot chocolate..

 

Mark n’ stem left and the tour got bought out anyway that was just a excuse for another catism,

Listen to this….

 

Kat:Erol Brown? Who’s that, was he the one out of stang, I mean sting when they where in trouble with the law?

 

Archie: NO.. Errol Brown is the one who stang sang

                     “I believe in miracles”

 

Kat: wasn’t that Philip Schofield in his amazing          Technicolor dream coat?

 

Archie: I’M GOING TO BED!

          WANTED:

A brilliant new voice, has to be original preferably  with a wide range of style’s                                                                           

Nervous vocals may not apply,bit of a personality would be an advantage..(good money paid!!!

Introducing:

My niece beck’s...she’s a beauty’

Bang into music and loves taking pickies, hers are to the left..    She’ll  love this,                                     Well Done Becks,

           jobs a good en!!                                                                                                                     XXXX

       Digging the headshot!!X

Cath’s best buy this week…..

Asda’s free trade tea bags£1.89 for 80...not only will you be doin yourself a load of good cause it’d the best brew you’ve had in ages .you get to do the world a little bit of good to.