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Kat Cunningham. singer/songwriter

CATISM:

The deaf earwigging:(at practice)

Archie and stem where having a conversation about what they had been up to that weekend...Arch n kit had been to the suncentre with there niece and stem had been a scarecrow festival with kez..(I know I was thinking that)..Stem also told arch he went to Haydock races and darious was playing towards the end so they left..On hearing this Kat spouted “WHAT DID THEY SOUND LIKE”..stem with a totally

Bemused look on his face asked “WHAT HID WHO SOUND LIKE”

“OASIS” SAID KAT.. “WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT” ASKED THE STEMSTER..

GOOD JOB ARCHIE GOT ON TO WHAT WAS GOING ON, HE TOLD KAT,

“HE SAID HAYDOCK RACES YOU DONKEY” “OH!” SAIS KAT.YOU CAN HEAR HER

BRAIN TICKING OVER...SHE THINKS SHE’S GUNNER REDEME HERSELF FOR THE FIRST BLUNDER HERE.

      “WELL WHAT DID YOU WATCH”..” “CARS OR MOTORBIKES”..

       STEM AND ARCH LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LAUGHED AND SAID TOGETHER

                  “HORSES YOU DICK”

THIS STORY IS A CLASSIC CATISM, IT’S SOMETHING THAT SHE BELIVES TO BE TRUE BUT

DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXSIST, JUST LIKE HER WORD STANG!! THIS MEANS STUNG….

STUNG IS A PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE:

IE; I got stung.

     I am getting stung,

     And I will get stung…..

Stang has been argued out for some time but still gets used the same as stank.

If you’re a vegetarian please look away now:)